Daily Funny Jokes » food http://funbuzz4.me All the Funny Jokes in your Inbox Daily Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:57:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Don’t Mess With Kids: God is watching the apples! http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-god-is-watching-the-apples/ http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-god-is-watching-the-apples/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:32:47 +0000 angel http://funbuzz4.me/?p=71 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies.A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” :-)

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