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		<title>The Loyal Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money.</p>
<p>Just before he died, he said to his wife, &#8220;When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.&#8221;</p>
<p>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.</p>
<p>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.</p>
<p>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, &#8220;Wait just a minute!&#8221; She had a box her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.</p>
<p>Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.</p>
<p>So her friend said, &#8220;Girl, I know you weren&#8217;t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.&#8221;</p>
<p>The loyal wife replied, &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;m an honest loyal wife, I can&#8217;t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I sure did,&#8221; said the wife. &#8220;I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.. If he can cash it, he can spend it.&#8221;</p>
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