Daily Funny Jokes

Jaspinder meets a her school friend after 20 years and tells her how her life has been great and that she has 10 children.

‘Wow!’ says her friend. ‘What are their names?’

‘Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep, Mandeep,Mandeep, Mandeep and Mandeep,’ she answers, smiling proudly.

Her friend looks at her dubiously. ‘Really?’ she says. ‘So what if you want them to come in from playing outside?’

‘That’s easy, I just shout Mandeep and they all come running,’ answers Jaspinder.

Her friend is not convinced. ‘And what if you want them to come to the table for dinner?’ she asks. ‘Again,’ she says, ‘I just shout ‘Mandeep, dinner’s ready!”

‘But wait a minute,’ says her friend. ‘What if you just want one of them to do something?’

‘That is slightly more difficult,’ says the woman, nodding. ‘Then I have to use their last names.’