Daily Funny Jokes

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a “round the world” tour when it got grounded.

The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt. The Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers,”Friends, we are in trouble. The Gods are angry with us. We need to give a sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their lives so that rest of us can be saved.”

All of them moved towards the Deck where a Japanese came forward and shouted “Long live Japan” and jumped into the Sea. Then an Israeli Jew stepped forward and said “Hallelujah” and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted, “Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal, wahe Guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh, Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman, Jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di, Jai jawan jai kissan ” and finally yelled at the top of his voice, “Bharat mata ki jai”, And kicked the Pakistani standing next to him in the sea.

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is a big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate.

Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo’s roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep.

At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.

Then cleverly, Dhakaan put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger ran into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward.

After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again. Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side.

After some time the roads meet again to our sardar’s misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him.

Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road.

Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake.

The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.

NOW WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY ??
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MORAL: “There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too”.

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,”I’ve kidnapped you.”
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag  & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground”. Signed, “A Sardarji”.
The sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and  sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree.  The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying,  “How can  a Sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Please leave my son”