Daily Funny Jokes » Naughty Kids http://funbuzz4.me All the Funny Jokes in your Inbox Daily Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:57:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Don’t Mess With Kids: God is watching the apples! http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-god-is-watching-the-apples/ http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-god-is-watching-the-apples/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:32:47 +0000 angel http://funbuzz4.me/?p=71 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies.A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” :-)

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The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will, in a minute.”

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]]> http://funbuzz4.me/archives/why-teachers-go-mad-funny-photos/feed/ 0 Don’t Mess With Kids: Why do parents have grey hair! http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-why-do-parents-have-grey-hair/ http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-why-do-parents-have-grey-hair/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:00:22 +0000 angel http://funbuzz4.me/?p=68 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair  sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white,Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hair turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hair is white?”

]]> http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-why-do-parents-have-grey-hair/feed/ 0 Don’t Mess With Kids : Jonah and the whale http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-jonah-and-the-whale/ http://funbuzz4.me/archives/dont-mess-with-kids-jonah-and-the-whale/#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:24:58 +0000 angel http://funbuzz4.me/?p=62 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

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